Safety Sam

A character Created by TheOddKids.

Original Name: Safety Clone
Always Tries to make things safe but ends to be not safe.

Guy: I saw Safety Sam in the mall today.

Girl: Cool!

Safety Sam by Safety Sam November 21, 2011

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Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

Sam Safety by lovabledouche July 9, 2014

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