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Located in Happy Valley, this small town has a big campus. The students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in PA when it is a football weekend. Don't forget to stop by the creamery, Lion Shrine and say hey to Joe Pa who walks campus every day. We can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading.

"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy

WE ARE PENN STATE!
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy
penn state by TAC April 12, 2005
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penn state 

The greatest college ever!
Best parties, hottest girls, school spirit. What else could you ask for?
We are... Penn State
penn state by Go Lions! September 28, 2004

Penn State 

To take advantage of, sexually, and to have it go unreported afterwards
Penn State by bsbro.3569 November 23, 2011

Penn State 

The boy was in a Penn State for the rest of his life, after being sanduskied.
Penn State by DaytonaDude November 29, 2011

Penn State 

A college in Pennsylvania where Jerry Sandusky, a former Defense Coach for Penn State Football and long time kid fucker with multiple victims, was allowed to wonder aimlessly around campus and without punishment, shame by his working peers or report to the police of any kind regarding his pedophilia fiendish ways, even after being sited first hand in a shower naked behind a ten year old boy.
Penn State, openly supporting child fucking since 1997.

Penn State 

A school with one of the most kick ass Greek Life systems ever. Not for the faint of heart.
Penn State Fraternity Row, aka the cultural capital of Greek Life in the United States
Penn State by ms4brendan November 1, 2018

Penn State 

School spirit. Good education system. Elite school. Great atheletics. What more can you say.
Half of the stadium: WE ARE!!!
Other half of the stadium: PENN STATE!!!
Penn State by BigBo July 5, 2005