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horny bird 

when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that

bird + horny = bird sex
i have a horny bird it keeps having sex
horny bird by poopoo<3 August 1, 2021

horn billed tuba bird

One of a species of invisible birds with bills the shape of a tuba horn and who's call sounds and smells exactly like, and is indistinguishable from, a human fart. Additionally the tuba bird's farts sound like a human burp.
Damn girl did you just fart?

No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.
horn billed tuba bird by zugzuger February 13, 2026