kindercops 

people whose sole purpose on the internet is to make fun of teenagers, in particular gothic chat rooms. see kindergoth

shan was a kindercop WAY too long.

kindercops by zoey April 11, 2004

Kindercollege 

When a person schedules only early morning classes with the intention of napping in the afternoon.

Aliya can't handle going to school for a full day so she's going to kindercollege.

Kindercollege by Jayzion October 6, 2016

kindercrush 

the act of liking someone in a kindergarden way.

A crush that you could get over in a few weeks.

Yo nick do you like that girl?

Yeah shes cute, I kind of have a kindercrush on her now.

kindercrush by Lindsay7633 October 29, 2008

kinderlope 

a blowjob

man im botta give you kinderlope

kinderlope by iufhdibsndm March 23, 2021