lazy nipple Share definition Flag Often the result of a bad boob job, a lazy nipple is one boob/nipple that points off in an odd direction. That girl needs a refund from her plastic surgeon, she's got a serous lazy nipple. lazy nipple by robertgregory April 29, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the lazy nipple mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch