teasewich 

(n.) -- A convenience store sandwich that looks like it is stuffed with fillings, from the outside view on the shelf, but once you open the plastic wrapping, the sad truth becomes evident that you've been had.

''I just hate it when I plunk down good cold cash for what I think is going to be a big tuna sandwich, but when I open the wrapping, it's just a teasewich, and there's hardly anything inside the bread! They just use the mouth of the sandwich as a come on!"

teasewich by PRwiz101 August 8, 2011

toastwich 

A sandwich made of toasted bread.

I think i'll make a butter and jelly toastwich.

toastwich by Nick May 13, 2005

Teasearch 

When you’re researching for the tea

“How did you know that about her?”
“I do my teasearch.”

Teasearch by Ashleymeow03 August 9, 2018