Bukkacne

When your significant other is squeezing a massive pimple and gets their face spackled with shooting sticky sebum.

Mickey: "Remember that huge zit on my back?"
Goofy: "Yeah, the size of a bird's egg. Why?"
Mickey: "I had Minnie bust it last night and it shot all over her face and up her nose."
Goofy: "Garsh! Like one of those Jap'nese movies-- Bukkake!"
Mickey: "More like Bukkacne!"

Bukkacne by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 2, 2011

Bakkacne

Back acne so bad, the person carrying it looks like they're from a scene in Jeepers Creepers.

Jersey Player One: "Jeepers that's bad acne on that right."
Jersey Player Two (To 'Skin's, Right): "You might want to wash your gym clothes from match to match, or leastways, every odd game time. It might help cured that ridiculous case you have, of, BAKKACNE."
Skin Player: "*Stunned* *... * *I...I.. I can't...I. uh...I.. uh...can't....uh..*... * I can't help it...ugh...no...I...uh...I will."

Bakkacne by Moe Lesta February 2, 2024