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Shitty Kitty 

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.
Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!
Shitty Kitty by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

shitty kitty 

This term refers to a male bottom, particularly to the dirty state of his man pussy (hence the name 'shitty kitty'). His ass assumes this label upon discovery that his rectum was actually not completely empty, has been replenished by his sigmoid colon during the heat of passion and/or was never cleaned out to begin with. This is indicated by the presence of shit on the dick (or other object of insertion) of the unsuspecting top and/or the horrid stench of fresh shit.
This term may sometimes be heard during conversation between gay men regarding sexual encounters. "Obviously some guys aren't aware of the 'no shitty kitty' rule. Hello! No shitty kitties!"
shitty kitty by timmyboi December 10, 2006

shitty kitty 

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.
"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."
shitty kitty by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008

Shitty Kitty 

A slang name for Labatt's low end brand of Canadian beer Wildcat. The company markets the beer as "A mellow aged Canadian lager, brewed to go down easy. Discover a quality Canadian beer that is always good value."
Yeah go grab a Shitty Kitty from the Litter Box (aka beer cooler)
Shitty Kitty by Amac82 July 26, 2011

Shitty Kitty 

The result of switching from anal sex to vaginal sex without changing condoms(if one is used)
Damn this morning jenna's vagina smelled like shit after the shitty kitty last night.
Shitty Kitty by NiggerFaggot_Blownuts September 21, 2009

Shitty Kitty 

"I really wanted to but some non-processed food but all we have is a Shitty Kitty by us and they don't sell anything by crap!"
Shitty Kitty by Lithrin May 26, 2014