wild bill kelso 

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

wild bill kelso by General Grievance July 23, 2007

Wild Bill Kelso 

A stupid noob in a dress retard bounty hunter that lived in the forest and killed me and my friends and stole our money to buy ammo for his gun in graal.

Every time he kills you he shoots you in the groin, so when you are resurrected in the hospital, it looks like you pissed your pants.

He uses a trainer to walk over walls, and because of this he is sent to the jailhouse allmost every hour.

He is a fucking lame noob that sucks dick.

Wild bill fucking pked me ten times in a row infront of the hospital.

Wild Bill Kelso by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004