Erectual 

A victual or nourishment that provides man with such a delightful scent it arouses his very own membrum virile to the point of erection.

Johnny: My God do these crushed grapes so elegantly brought by the very wind to my noise
Fin: OH MY, Johnny I believe you have been caught with an erectual. Shall I call the law enforcement.
Johnny: You mere imbecile this is the way I express my love for these very fine fruits .
Fin: Understandable good fellow, I shall continue forth my day.
Johnny: Alright then pal, I hope you too may one day have an erectual.

Erectual by Slayer of foreign English April 4, 2021

erectalimp 

The state of one's penis when it is not completely erect and not completely limp. Also known as the state of your penis you show off to your friends.

Wow that girl is so hot she could be a part time model. She is making me walk around with an erectalimp.

erectalimp by FritosCrunch August 13, 2007

Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.

Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool

Erectuilas, God of Penis by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024