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Vagoober 

Noun: a carrier of such traits as a total fucking tease, sex noob, or general lack of sexual knowledge
e.g. "Dude, Maya is a vagoober, don't even go there"

Adjective: unclean, torn up, used or otherwise less than average ladyparts.
e.g. "dude, her snootch is vagoobers"

Verb: sucking in bed, to engage in the act of being a tease, sexual misconduction.
e.g. "nah man, she fucking vagoobered me"
He is vagoobers girl, little dick, big ego.
Vagoober by The Colorado Panda June 29, 2011
Related Words

Vagooter 

That bitch had a banging vagooter
Vagooter by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020

Vagooter 

How to avoid Facebook jail for saying vagina
What's the difference between a custard tart and a vagooter?
You can eat the crust off a custard tart
Vagooter by Evadant October 11, 2020

Vajoober 

"Hey billeh come over here and wertch some nascar" "Sorry rick i cant" "Why not?" "Cuz imma be fuckin my sister right in tha Vajoober!"
Vajoober by TeenThoughts September 14, 2015

Penus Vagoover 

The ultimate religion that everyone should follow. The Penus Vagoover is a God by every mean. Only the truest and most wise can understand the holy text. The holy text is only one page, because that's all it needs. The only text only contains of the words: Penus Vagoover. The Penus Vagoover is our lord and savior and everyone should recognize greatness when they see / hear it.
Have you seen the Penus Vagoover?

No I can't read it.
Penus Vagoover by Danthepussylicker September 6, 2017

Vagooper 

When a Woman gives birth and her Vagina basically rips all the way to her anus. This one opening from two is now know as a vagooper.
Mother," How bad did I rip doctor?".

Doctor," Lets put it this way. You now have a Vagooper!".
Vagooper by SocalCwood September 15, 2009