Noun: a carrier of such traits as a total fucking tease, sex noob, or general lack of sexual knowledge
e.g. "Dude, Maya is a vagoober, don't even go there"
Adjective: unclean, torn up, used or otherwise less than average ladyparts.
e.g. "dude, her snootch is vagoobers"
Verb: sucking in bed, to engage in the act of being a tease, sexual misconduction.
e.g. "nah man, she fucking vagoobered me"
The ultimate religion that everyone should follow. The Penus Vagoover is a God by every mean. Only the truest and most wise can understand the holy text. The holy text is only one page, because that's all it needs. The only text only contains of the words: Penus Vagoover. The Penus Vagoover is our lord and savior and everyone should recognize greatness when they see / hear it.