Backwoodsman 

A person who is capable, of not only living off the land like his manly men who came before him, but is also capable of not being reliant on bullshit like cell phones, the interwebs, or fucking starbucks. A man who is able to follow up the killing of a grizzly bear with a mighty chest beating, like an adrenaline fueled silver back. This man can build a house out of mother nature, and eat her animals, and wash it down with a mighty man made wilderness beverage.

Timmy, eat your dinner, or the backwoodsman will get you!

That guy is no pussy. He is a fucking backwoodsman. He will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carcass!

Backwoodsman by ElWray June 28, 2011

backwardsman

a character created by comic genius, Tom Green for the award winning film "Freddy got Fingered". Arguably one of the best films of our time featuring Tom Green as backwardsman. Also this film includes such memorable moments as Tom Green masturbating a horse, and who could forget the song from the hit soundtrack "daddy would you like some sausage"

I'm the backwardsman the backwardsman the backwardsman.

backwardsman by jrump May 22, 2006

Backdoorsman 

A male homosexual who likes to give, or take it "up the ass".

Yeah, he's a real "backdoorsman"!

Backdoorsman by Powernerd July 7, 2010

Backdoorsman 

Gentlemen of the highest quality risking their lives everyday by committing themselves to the exploration of female orifices, particularly but not limited to, the anus. (pronounced "A nooos")

The backdoorsman drank 10 glasses of scotch while enjoying the company of many women all ready for exploration

Backdoorsman by Backdoorsmans club July 13, 2012

backwardsman

noun; another name for a message board troll.
backwardsmen are typically NRA members that enjoy name-calling, pointing out when people are being "cry babies", bashing Macintosh products, reminding people what the 2nd amendment is for and generally disagreeing with the entire message board.
backwardsmen can be spotted hosting NRA-only BBQs and spouting love for "the Nuge".
although a backwardsman may have a cool avatar, please remember that the "coolness" ends at the avatar.

1. if all i have to do is flash a piece at backwardsman's house to get a plateful of pork, i'll pack some heat.
2. i agree with backwardsman, NRA members need big guns to help them forget about how small their dicks are and how ugly their wives are.
3. wow! macintosh just released a mouse with two buttons! backwardsman spoke, apple listened!

backwardsman by donewaiter October 31, 2005

Canadian Back-Woodsman 

Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.

Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!

Canadian Back-Woodsman by Kerminator80 December 3, 2020