shmeence 

A word with multiple meanings, can be used in a derogatory sense or as a greeting, or as a way to describe your behaviour from the previous day. Can be shortened to eence for similar effect

Dude, i was so shmeenced last night!

Oh Hi shmeence

That girl has got such a shmeence face bet she takes it up the shmeence

shmeence by shmeence2012 June 10, 2011

Shmience 

A description that uses real scientific terms to say something that is actually complete gibberish.

"The virus, after parthenogenesis, enters the spine via osmosis and begins mitochondrial fusion."

"That is complete shmience."

Shmience by aphraela December 23, 2012

shmeerce 

1. A physical state in which one is really drunk or high on basically anything - alcohol, speed, mollies, weed, lsd, shrooms, cocaine etc.; might be used to describe situations when one is too fucked up to function.

2. A word used to describe something really lit and wavy.

Dolo: “Yo, Sin.. I just ate 2 mollies and I’m in Shmeerce.”
Sin: “Don’t worry, here’s some speed. Let’s go to a party, someone said it will be Shmeerce af”

shmeerce by anonymous December 17, 2019