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Put A Roof On It 

Having great sex as favor with someone because it had been a while since they got laid.
Person 1: Have fun last night?
Person 2: We banged and I totally put a roof on it.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: You, know like if someone came over and put a new roof on your house for you for free. You'd really be appreciative of that.
Put A Roof On It by Johnny_H January 25, 2013

fuck it, pig on roof

just fuck it and put that pig on the roof, meaning to let something go and do whatever you want
I dont wanna do my homework tonight, guess its just fuck it, pig on roof

Taking it to the Roof 

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!

drop it like a fish off a roof 

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.
I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

It's just a roof-rack 

What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.
Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.

you can get it off the roof 

You can get it off the roof .