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melnikov 

A long family line of bear-riding, shirtless, Russian motherfuckers who know their shit and produce offspring that literally draw women to their penises and men to their glorious woman-holes.
"Yo dawg, I heard those Melnikovs once ate fire, shit it out whole, and melted Hell when they flushed the toilet"
melnikov by The Penis Wrangler April 26, 2014

Zoya Melnikova 

Zoya Melnikova is the coolest person in existence and deserves to rule the world as the official dictator of the people's republic of earth
Zoya Melnikova is a great supreme leader
Zoya Melnikova by Zoya Melnikova February 9, 2021

Melnikov's Gambit

It's what happens when a person comes into conflict when purchasing a new (or pre-existing) LEGO set.
Thanks a lot, LEGO Group. I'm suffering Melnikov's Gambit trying to get ahold of the new modular set!