That blows 

The alternative to "That sucks."

Guy 1: I just got the Red Ring of Death!
Guy 2: That blows...

That blows by RawrItsPanda November 19, 2009

that blows dead bears 

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.

"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"

that blows dead bears by Jamie Packham March 7, 2005

that blows dogs for quarters 

something that is really bad, inconvienient, or troubling

You-"yo my weed dealer isnt around!"
friends response- "Man that blows dogs for quarters"

that blows dogs for quarters by The Hyper Green Lantern December 26, 2006

THAT BLOWS DONKEYS 

A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.

Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!

THAT BLOWS DONKEYS by wudupyo11 December 18, 2008

That shit blows 

Meaning it’s annoying when the thing described in the sentence happened

Person A: looking in the fridge and there’s no milk after i already poured my cereal is so annoying. Person B: Yeah that shit blows

That shit blows by NotKG8 August 10, 2021