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it's dangerous to go alone. take this. 

From a popular video game, Legend of Mario, where Eren and Ash Ketchum goes to a park and uses the force against Dr Robotnic/Eggman and kills them with the Splash attack (using a Magicarp) which deals over 9000 damage, while Claude and Alois run around with a pink fluffy unicorn while dancing on a poop emoji.
Old Creepy Man: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Person: im 2 pro 4 dat liek im so sueper at thes game. i dont think i ned youre game bitchhhh im so pro

take it to god 

Used as an alternative for "save it"

When someone is bitching on you or whatsoever
Joe- "Why do you have to be like this?"
Ben- "Man, take it to god"
Joe- "Fuck you"

just take it to god 

the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.

even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
just take it to god by emery comyn February 6, 2010