Stale chips 

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

Stale chips by Isss me March 25, 2009

Stale Chips 

To describe something that is totally weak, lame, stupid, or horrible.

This class is stale chips....SO boring!

Stale chips, my cat just died.

Stale Chips by oweng84 January 26, 2011

Chicago Style Chips and Salsa 

There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.

Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."

Chicago Style Chips and Salsa by W3rddd December 23, 2021