Aspooption 

1.The assumption that everybody poops.

1."I heard that girls pee out their butts." -Matt

"When I was little I didn't know what parts other people had but I Aspooption. I mean I assumed they pooped."-Ashley

Explanation-Being young and not knowing for sure how other people's bodies work. All you can do is make assumptions.

Aspooption by Dildo Baggins. December 8, 2010

Aptoptionist 

An optimistic mortition

My mother in law is an Aptoptionist. She is a delight to work worth and always has a great attitude.

Aptoptionist by Monstermcclellan September 20, 2011