weak beef 

Failing to meet womens expectations; may result from inadequate performance, unsatisfied desire, early explosion, engulfing bush in combination with chode and/or excessive foreskin; sexual equivalence with weak sauce.

Mikey T's weak beef led to multiple dates ending in excessive rants of hysterical laughter.

weak beef by 67gt500 December 11, 2010

Beef Weak

1. Someone who's just utterly pathetic, bit of a moron.
2. Used in context do describe a mate saying how silly they are in a joking way.

See also wasteman and noob

Emmie: Hey you two guess what?
Tanya: What?
Dan: What
Emmie: BEEF WEAKSS!

Beef Weak by DanJn_n November 2, 2010