A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet.
Anyone that has weird food aversions or quirks (especially “vegans” and all members of PETA) that are NEVER invited to any party or social function held at my house or any of my friends houses. Poultrarians always have a screw loose - or several - in their pointy little heads that also affects their behavior in other areas. Get the hell away from me.
"She seemed like a regular, hot chick until she saw the BBQ grill. That's when the poultrarian conniptionpopped out of her head like an Alien space larva."
Chicken Kiev, poultrytariat hero seemed locked in distant stare; distracted as his boysterous comrades celebrated wildly with liberated poultrytarian. Free Ranged Revolution, he thought, absently chickenscratching at the dirt beneath his naked drumsticks.