Telephrenia

The feeling you get while flipping through the television channels, stopping briefly on each one, and hearing logical sentences come out of it.

TV-"This is" (flip) "a great" (flip) "opportunity for this" (flip) "cheese sandwich" (flip) "and President Obama."

Guy1-"Did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?"

Guy2- "Nah man, you just have a case of Telephrenia!"

Telephrenia by IamJLovegren November 13, 2010

Telephonians 

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

Telephonians by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

Telephreudian Slip 

When your phone's auto-correct makes a dirty, yet strangely appropriate change.

Dude, my phone just totally did a Telephreudian slip! I texted this girl, "I really like you.", but my phone auto-corrected it to, "I really lick you."

Telephreudian Slip by The Sporadicals June 29, 2013

Telephania 

It’s a girl’s name that originates from Burundi.
A girl named Telephania can best be described as one with natural beauty, doesn’t get involved in drama or clout chase Has natural beauty, doesn’t get involved in drama or clout chase. She always sticks to herself and has a strong hold for her beliefs. She’s just straight up alias and her vibe is different. That’s why she doesn’t have so many friends because she’s too golden.

Telephania’s pretty girl, she always minds her business and does her own thing. that’s soo attractive.”

Telephania by Newest word doctor April 21, 2024