Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

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Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff

Bender's Quiff by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

quiff stain

Quiff stain is when a female vagina fills up with air from propetual thrusting and one good pump and the air escapes around the shaft of the penile instrument and if you extract the penile instrument and the air does not escape it will later on and as the air escape the vaginal crevase the excess semenal liquid escape like diareah into the undergarments there for leaving a "quiff stain"

It is used to deter predators when they peel the panties off and it looks like your spreading a grill cheese sandwhich "quiff stain" s are just wrong

quiff stain by Longdongvagidist May 22, 2016

Quiff Sniff 

1)The replacement term for douche bag douch doucher dbag and any other variation of the term originally used by "booger" from revenge of the nerds.

2) A person or a group of people that constantly refer to others as douches, DBS, douch bags

1) Clefus: Grubbs is a quiff sniffer.
Mateo: whats that?
Clefus : Someone that calls everyone a variation of a douche bag possible.
tool nerd queer fag retard gay lazy crazypiece of shitPoserselloutidiotloserbumworthlessscumjerkbitch cunt dildo assassholedouche douchbagdickliarclown

Quiff Sniff by Clefus June 14, 2013

shit quiff

A person who knows their hair is thinning rapidly but quiffs it over in an attempt to hide the bald spots and receading hair line.

Person 1: Do you think if I quiff my hair like this people it will hide my bald patches and take away from large forehead?

Person 2: dude, just shave your fucking head, that's an absolute shit quiff!

shit quiff by Legen...dary December 19, 2015

Side-Quiff 

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'

"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .

Side-Quiff by Rosè April 22, 2021

quif sucking 

When a women is about to quif the man or men reach for the nearest container and capture the emitted wind and proceed to snort the contants until they eventually pass out.

I was totally doing this girl and passed out from quif sucking.

quif sucking by ferri goodblower June 20, 2008

quief slit 

Quief Slit, N.

1.) A slit through which a woman quiefs; slang or vulgar term for a leaky vagina.

2.) A term of endearment that can be used to call your friends.

*Not to be confused with the often over used term piss slit.

*Works well when you use the word fucking right before it to add emphasis.

"Hey dude, look at that hot fat chick!"
"Are you serious bro?? OMG! Take off your boner goggles I bet she has a quief slit as long as my arm!"

"Ya I have Curtis in my Science class next period, he is a huge douche."
"I agree man he is a douche, not to mention a total fucking quief slit! Come on Mike its puff puff pass, not puff puff puff puff pass. Now your being a quief slit too, fucking ass pirate!"

quief slit by TotalJerk October 26, 2012