to hodge 

to hodge is to be a gay chav who bosses people around and jizzes over ccf

i hodged Sergeant Pinchourself

to hodge by cls April 28, 2005

to hedge 

to make sure that some weak person doesn't get his feelings hurt

-Do you know why Rebecca is so mad?
-I forgot to hedge when i was speaking to her, she feels violated now

to hedge by Xx_Minecraftledgend_xX September 21, 2018