To Comet 

To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.

"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"

"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".

To Comet by mfjplat18k November 4, 2010

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down

When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.

Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?

Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down by flabbegastingg December 29, 2009

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking 

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking by BenSav February 14, 2022

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? 

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022

to come to a head 

to reach a critical or crucial stage, that is, to get worse.

to come to a head: At the end of the week, everything came to a head and Sam was fired.

to come to a head by Erick Ferrari November 29, 2015

You don't have to come and confess 

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

You don't have to come and confess by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain 

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain by bluebear October 2, 2022