The Blindfold 

while in the 69 position, the partner on top takes a shit on the other partners face so that it covers the eyes of the partner on the bottom. resembling a blindfold.

dude i was on top of your mom 69ing her and gave her the blindfold!

The Blindfold by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

The Blindfold and The Eyepatch 

While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)

Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.

The Blindfold and The Eyepatch by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

the rusty blindfold 

After an accidental shart, you remove your underwear and place them over someone's head creating The Rusty Blindfold.

After I trusted a fart I realized I sharted. I figured the only logical thing to do was to give the person that laughed at me, the rusty blindfold.

the rusty blindfold by dirtyravioli December 15, 2016

blindfolding the shanibla 

Putting a blindfold on your penis or vagina, expecting masturbation to be better due to the member's lack of knoledge of who's touching it.

Trisha blindolded the shanibla again, what a dumb whore.

blindfolding the shanibla by Jesse ;-) December 4, 2004