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The Cheat theme song 

Who's always giving Strong Bad a hand?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's always messing up Homestar's plan?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's gonna start a rock and roll band?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's making out with Marzipan?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
The Cheeaat..the Cheat is in the house!
Who's the man that looks like the Cheat?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the one with the yellow feet?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
The Cheat!The Cheat!
Who's the guy from 21 Jump street?
Not the Cheat!Not the Cheat!
The Cheat..The Cheat!

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
cheat the sheet by Dreamz July 23, 2008

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
cheat the sheet by Dreamz January 8, 2009

view from the cheap seats 

A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.
"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"

The cheap seat

The stall was full so I gave them the cheap seat
The cheap seat by Natralice July 12, 2014

Jeff the chat support agent 

A really great guy with a creepy stalker named rico who won’t stop trolling him but he’s cool with it because Jeff is immune to trolls
Person A: Hey you know Jeff the chat support agent blocked me
Person B: it’s because you don’t talk to him like I do
Person A: if Jeff the chat support agent doesn’t answer me I’m gonna give him the dirty anna