Welchuation 

Definition withheld from persons unable to experience firsthand.

"Oh my god! Do you see our friend!?"

"Yeah! He's so drunk he can't even remember RIGHT NOW!"

Asshole replies ensue and said friend disappears.

- Welchuation

Welchuation by Hollywood Asshole October 10, 2010

Witchuation 

A situation which warrants being a witch.

What we have here is a witchuation. That jackass pulled out in front of me!

Witchuation by JulesBond April 19, 2018