Pisswidget 

Pisswidget, Noun; an annoying little fucktard

a probably misspelled form of another word to the same meaning

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: No

Child: Are we there yet?

Father: NO

Child: Are you sure?

Father: Yes

Child: Are we..

Father: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LITTLE PISSWIDGET I'M TRYING TO DRIVE

Pisswidget by DsJkw October 8, 2010

pissfidget 

Often referred to as the pee pee dance, it is usually most evident when someone is trying to suppress the urge to go long after the initial onset of bladder pangs.

Man, that was a long line to the bathroom! I was doing the pissfidget so bad it looked like I was doing an imitation of Michael J Fox!

pissfidget by rev. ray April 14, 2011

piswidget 

(n) a seriously annoying person

Shirley is a stupid piswidget.

piswidget by KraiZ October 23, 2004

pissmidget

1. One who pisses on midgets.
2. A midget whom is pissed on.
3. A random, crackpot idea of a term to call people in UT.

DaSniper: wassup pissmidget!?
No_Nuts: lollerz

pissmidget by DaSniper September 1, 2007

pissgadget

among us sex

person1: “omg do you know pissgadget?”
person2: “no hoe”
person1: “oh”

pissgadget by amonguswomah August 16, 2021

Pissbidet 

The act of using one's own stream of urine, usually while standing or squatting in a shower, to aimfully spray and cleanse one’s own anus, typically as a makeshift alternative to a bidet or toilet paper.

"Ran out of bog roll, so I had to go full pissbidet in the toilet."

Pissbidet by OisínsLeftTestical July 16, 2025