my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness

Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

my homie's schmeat by My homie's schmeat February 12, 2018

Homie's Choice 

When an imbibed friend is forced to decide whether to ditch one of his homies for the chance to procreate with a girl he would not normally consider mating with.

Jeremy had to make a Homie's Choice when he left John to pursue a girl whose name he had forgotten and who subsequently denied him any poonaney

Homie's Choice by WMOC March 11, 2009

National Suck the homie’s dicks day 

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.

Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

National Suck the homie’s dicks day by Isyourrefrigeratorrunning March 16, 2021

National suck on your homie's balls day 

September 30th is National suck on your homie's balls day (it's not gay if u got socks on)

Eden! It's National suck on your homie's balls day, you tryna celebrate??

National suck on your homie's balls day by Yesterday PS3D September 29, 2021

Homie’s Law 

Cannot cheat with a girl even if they are thick

1#Homie: hey man im with a girl now
2#Homie: You broke the Homie’s Law

Homie’s Law by Mr.Dickson January 3, 2021

homie s 

homie sonia, homie shit, captain genius

homie ass-shit!

see homie a

homie a + homie s = homie ass shit!

homie s by homie a.s. May 19, 2004

International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day 

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.

You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.

International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day by ayushdrane July 14, 2022