The Craftsman

When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.

When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.

The Craftsman by Timtoolmantaylor June 21, 2019

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The craftsman

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower

Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.

The craftsman by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025

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