Directions 

What real mean don't ask for.

Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.

Directions by Superman13 May 23, 2008

directions 

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

directions by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Directions 

Synonym of "sex." Can describe any sexual activity, even making out

I got some directions over the weekend!

Directions by Julianne Leanth April 6, 2005

Directions 

???? A Quadrillion Zillion Jillion Days???

Fake Directions

Directions by #Madprizo Potty Training Kids May 10, 2023

Directions back to Rhode Island 

When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.

Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.

Directions back to Rhode Island by risucks August 1, 2011

to catch a predator driving directions

web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words

anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too

to catch a predator driving directions by stoned phillips October 18, 2017

Able Directions Y E E 

A better way to say "anyways"

-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.

Able Directions Y E E by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan January 6, 2021