Moretti
Moretti by italian 101 May 23, 2010
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Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus.
Supreme Comanders of the Condor Legion, Morettis have a plethora of skills such as douche-baggery, thumb-guided penile-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as malevolently divine. Age, wisdom, and character are rated by a rigid, bottle-nosed snout and beady eyes. Often seen at dolphin poaching protests, Morettis are well-known for their renlentless appetite for spoonfuls of semen while watching the 1996 remake of "Flipper" starring Paul Newman and Elijah Wood.
Supreme Comanders of the Condor Legion, Morettis have a plethora of skills such as douche-baggery, thumb-guided penile-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as malevolently divine. Age, wisdom, and character are rated by a rigid, bottle-nosed snout and beady eyes. Often seen at dolphin poaching protests, Morettis are well-known for their renlentless appetite for spoonfuls of semen while watching the 1996 remake of "Flipper" starring Paul Newman and Elijah Wood.
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when you hand up your homework before its due, only to find out later that you made a mistake and are unable to change it
sack: "dood everyone is saying question 7 is actually a trick question. you should change your answer."
moretti: "fuck i already handed it up"
sack: "thats what you get for doing a moretti"
moretti: "fuck i already handed it up"
sack: "thats what you get for doing a moretti"
moretti by totalgoochbag November 13, 2011
fab moretti
he is the sexiest drummer on planet earth.he's the measurement of all things gorgeous
plus, he´s hell of a drummer.
plus, he´s hell of a drummer.
fab moretti by morettifann January 29, 2009
Fab Moretti
Fab Moretti by drewandfabfan February 23, 2004