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Candy Coated Slut Muffin 

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

candy coated blow job 

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.
My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.

candy coated blow job 

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it
candy coated blow job by Otis D February 6, 2009

candy coated whoa 

very sexy
"Do you see that guy over there?"
"Yeah he is so candy coated whoa."
candy coated whoa by Broxa Garde November 4, 2003

Candy coated turd 

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

candy coated suicide 

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending