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Shave the pigeon 

Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.
"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"

"I gotta shave the pigeon."

"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"
Shave the pigeon by mikegloady July 25, 2008

swept the pigeon 

“Swept the pigeon” refers to a nonsensical scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, a drunken main character is filmed as he attempts to chase a pigeon out of his apartment with a broom.

Fanboys and shippers of the series maintain that the “swept the pigeon” scene was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “swept the pigeon” scene was complete nonsense and was only added to the final episode in a feeble attempt by the producer to disguise the show’s lack of story continuity, unresolved plot holes, and nihilistic, destructive ending.
That last episode of Battlestar Galactica really swept the pigeon.
swept the pigeon by AuntyMouse April 8, 2009

skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.
Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."
skin the pigeon by BenDover11 March 29, 2010

Squawk the pigeon 

To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.
Fred:Did you squawk the pigeon?
Larry: Hell ya, I squawked the pigeon.

Shave the pigeon 

Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.
"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"

"I gotta shave the pigeon."

"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"
Shave the pigeon by mikegloady July 24, 2008

The shittin pigeon 

When the man ejaculates into the anus of their partner, the partner then pigeon walks a minimum of 3 feet before chirping and shitting the white-ish stool onto 3rd parties face
My girlfriend totally gave me the shittin pigeon last night..