An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is
the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of
embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the
opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.