In 2014 some of the worlds most intelligent representatives of their generation came together to come up with the word for the most vile, disgusting, new gen grim human behaviour since the bang and what they came up with is the masterpiece today known as 'DOG EGG'
ieva: 'remember eden? aparently she walked the catwalk for london fashion week....'
aaron: 'holy crap show me! jeesuus she is so ugly omg what a dog egg!'
A glorious creature which to the naked eye is cute but will rip you up and make an omelet out of you. Beware for the egg dog will make you bleed with cuteness and will cause you to fill up your camera roll with photos. Then, it will crack you like an egg.
Bob - Look! It is an egg dog!!!
Jeff - Oh damm. Mate, I'm sorry.
Bob - What do you mean??
*Bob takes out his phone and starts to take pictures*