Salty Slurpie

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

Salty Slurpie by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010

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