Proud Meat 

When a guy holds his dick with both hands, whatever hangs over is proud meat.

Man, I got me three inches of proud meat.

Proud Meat by Harry January 15, 2004

Proud Meat 

Anything left over at the top after you grip your dick with two hands.

He loved showing off his proud meat.

Proud Meat by Sexiimexii August 19, 2024

Holy Proud Meat

Similar to Proud Meat, except instead of your own hands, the hands are those of an alter boy.

"Holy Proud Meat, your hands sure do make my priestly scepter look big, young man."

Holy Proud Meat by Adam Nass September 18, 2007

proudment 

A moment which you are truely proud of

"Hey bruzzy cuzzy,
It was such a proudment to win the best dressed pirate award at the pub."
Said Sally

proudment by Sally can't dance May 5, 2017