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Cocktail Balls 

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.
Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"
Cocktail Balls by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009
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Balls off cocktail 

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men
John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!