A supervised "let's see if you can be a
good boy now" release from da slammer after having served time for either a baking infraction or partaking of a straw-padded
bouncy-bouncy wif a
farmer's daughter up in da loft of da family's barn.
Against da terms of my
early release, I baked some excessively-sugared croissants to bribe da horse-girl chick next-door to gigglingly accompany me up to da hay-loft in their barn and spread her legs
for me ----
talk about a double paroll-violation!