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Chocolate Skittles 

A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.
"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."

"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."
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skittles and chocolate 

a pair of studs who are destined to dominate life and walk all over the little people of the teeny tiny world. Of course their children who will also be major studs, will follow in their footsteps
mks and jds(skittles and chocolate)