glorlax 

A girl (possibly named Gloria, though not necessarily) that snores like a man.

"My gf doesn't want to visit again"

"Why?"

"...Glorlax"

glorlax by vidrome November 15, 2009

Gorlax

An unattractive, typically larger woman. Typically socially awkward, they tend to flock around women who are more attractive in order to draw eyes away from their own hideous appearance. Similar to a grenade, but even uglier and often much heftier.

Bob: Do you see that bitch? She must way like 350 man.

Matt: Yeah dude, she's a total gorlax

Gorlax by zuke534 May 8, 2011