perpendicularism 

An intentional misuse of parallelism.

My hobby is to take things I find on reddit and posting them on my friends wall claiming them as my own.

Dude, nice use of perpendicularism.

perpendicularism by adfgaha December 19, 2012

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness formula to discover the equilibrium of the bisector in the photosynthetic material."

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness theorem to show the contrastation in the photosynthetic material!"

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness to fint the photosynthesis bisector."

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness by USSRISGOOD July 20, 2019

perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equalibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covelent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem

Scientist: let’s make ‘perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness’
Other scientist: y e s

perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness by ☭ July 20, 2019

Perpendicularize 

To make perpendicular in mathematics

perpendicularize the slope 1/2x

Perpendicularize by Demente November 5, 2023

perpendicularshots 

Fucking a girl from the back but instead of her being on her hands/knees (doggystyle, backshots) she’s on her side

This makes her perpendicular to the penetrator

Male manipulator: She was gonna kill herself but after I played an alex g song on my guitar she agreed to perpendicularshots in her bedroom with red LED lights

Friend: What the fuck are you saying? Are you retarded?

perpendicularshots by weird eye the science guy February 17, 2024