poop stick 

a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet

i need to find my poop stick, i don't wanna clog my toilet.

poop stick by vheissu417 January 13, 2009

Poop Stick 

A random stick or branch used to clean dog excrement off of the bottom of one's shoes. The stick can then be used as a weapon to use against others.

After cleaning Fido's giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, I used the poop stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.

Poop Stick by Charlie Buckspit November 18, 2013

Poop Stick 

A small cigar that is smoked much like a cigarette. These would include Captain Blacks little cigars and Santa Fe's. They resemble the aroma of what burning feces would smell like. They're good for clearing a room out and ruining the mood. They smell like burning poop.

"Everything was all good until Jordan rolled in with a lit poop stick, within seconds everyone was trying to determine where that terrible poopy odor was coming from. Then they realized what it was and people questioned how one could enjoy smoking and inhaling lit poop."

Poop Stick by El Chando January 29, 2010

poop stick 

Large bud of hydroponic marijuana about 12" or longer is a poop stick

Yo we just got done burnin this poop stick we high like a g6

poop stick by poopstick master January 11, 2011

Poop Stick 

A stick with poop on it.

kevin chased rick with his poop stick

Poop Stick by texasaustin June 23, 2009

Poop stick 

DUEL Definitions:
Used in Vietnam by the Vietcong as a titty trap for unsuspecting soldiers. They would dip the stick in dung, and the person walking by would be infected with diseases.
Second. Stick used to wipe European Asses. A sharp pointy object that was used until 2001 as a predecessor of toilet paper…. They claimed it felt good.

"Pass the poop stick, i need to whipe my ass" follwed by a slight grim on the Frenchies face and a mutter of "ooooh yes"

or is batter "damn poop sticks."

Poop stick by Da Man September 26, 2003

poop stick 

1. A person who sucks just a little bit.
2. An expletive.
3. A log shaped piece of poop.

You little poop stick

poop stick by slasher March 26, 2003