Two marching band geeks think they "love" eachother, so they decide to sit with eachother on the band bus to a football game, competition, or parade. After two or three rides they finally start "cuddling". On the last bus ride home in the dark, they finally start to have sexual intercourse on the band bus. A month later, the guy finally grows a pair and asks the girl out. She says no.
Low Brass player: yeah Saxophone player! I saw you and her makin' out on the bus ride! 98th base yeah! Get some!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"