Crapprehension 

Sitting on the toilet for way too long, waiting to crap.

crapprehension poop crap toilet shit

Crapprehension by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009

Craprehension 

Noun.

When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.

the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.

Your craprehension is amazing.

Craprehension by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020

clapprehension 

The hesitation between the end of a performance and audience applause. Clapprehension is caused when people are afraid of premature eclapulation. Extreme clapprehension can result in long, awkward pauses.

Band member: "What was with the awkward silence after we finished playing?"
Friend: "All the pauses in your songs gave everybody in the room an extreme case of clapprehension."

"I'd rather be clapprehensive than an early finisher."

clapprehension by Christy Clark May 16, 2013