riding the horse 

the common practice amongst homosexual males, in which the dominant partner assumes a passive position, lying on his back, while his submissive partner agrees to submit to anal intercourse by straddling the supine partner, accepting the penis of said partner in his anus, and actively "riding" said penis, usually to the point of mutual exaculation. it has the attraction that the two partners, during this manoeuver, are able to look into each other's eyes and exchange kisses.

"I worked up such a sweat fucking him on his back....it was so great riding the horse. I worked up such a sweat doing it, and so did he."

riding the horse by peter-paul October 6, 2009

Riding the Horse Backwards 

When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.

This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.

Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"

Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."

Riding the Horse Backwards by Steamer Joe January 11, 2010

Riding the tiny horse 

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

Riding the tiny horse by Stormplum June 22, 2021

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done. 

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done. by cicero visceria May 29, 2008