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The collisium 

A game invented by the romans long ago. Taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the competitors penis to have an ultimate sword fight. Usually played around halloween.
Yo bro, lets play the collisium i'm bored.

Nah my penis is still sore from the last time you clobbered me.
The collisium by ElongD November 20, 2016
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Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release