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A group of boys that don't look like they should not be friends but in the desperate times they become friends as all their other classmates are nerdy miss fits with big boi dom sucking up the chair in his mega ass crack or special ed singing the Mario theme tune to himself. A Jabbo group would need to be filled with a posh tea drinking chav who is the loudest eater you'll ever hear, A socially awkward boy who walks like a penguin, an aggressive cunt whos a huge fuckboy as he flirts with anyone and everyone despite having a girlfriend just in case his current relationship fucks up, a spinless motorhead who gets controlled by their girlfriend and smokes 50 a day to hide the pain but also gives away free tobacco to anyone and everyone who asks as he just wants friends the final person in the group is the good looking one, the prince charming if you will. Despite him seeming normal in public once he's out of the public eye and you are 1-on-1 he is the weirdest person of the group.
There a Jabbo in every school/college
A Jabbo by Jabboa November 5, 2018
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Taking a Jabba

Taking a selfie from your chest, with the goal of making as many chins as possible in the photo.
Hold on, I'm taking a Jabba. I think I got seven chins in.
Taking a Jabba by adhlqetu January 1, 2017

jabbing a Darren 

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.
Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
jabbing a Darren by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Fariz Jabba is a naughty guy? 

Fariz Jabba is a naughty guy?
Fariz Jabba is a naughty guy?